WASHINGTON – The White House has approved the redesign of U.S. currency. Barack Obama will be on the new dollar bill.
Vice President Joe Biden shocked the nation in a speech last night when he endorsed Mitt Romney for President.
Bill Clinton has accepted an invitation to introduce Mitt Romney at the Republican National Convention this evening.
GOP insiders are convinced that Mitt Romney will pick Bat Boy as his Vice Presidential nominee.
CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!
HOLLYWOOD – In what could be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon, announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.
NEW YORK – Rep. Anthony Weiner entered treatment for his online sexting affairs at an online rehabilitation facility.
WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.