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Eric Cantor

STUDY: CONGRESS FILLED WITH MORONS!

April 3, 2012 by Frank Lake

CAMBRIDGE, MA – A groundbreaking study has determined that 83% of the members of Congress are certified morons!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags balanced approach, Cantor, debt celing, Debt Deal, Eric Cantor, harry reid, Harvard study, intelligence, IQ, John Boehner, moron, Morons, nancy pelosi, obama, Paul Ryan, pelosi, Rand Paul, Ron Paul, three-ring circus, U.S. Congress

SUPER CONGRESS TO MAKE STOCK MARKET SOAR!

August 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

WASHINGTON, DC – The Super Congress met in secret last night. Word leaked that they will make the stock market rise and heal the earth!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags congressional committee, Debt Deal, Eric Cantor, harry reid, John Boehner, nancy pelosi, Presdient Obama, stock market crash

NANCY PELOSI: THE WORLD ENDS ON AUG. 2nd

July 29, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC –  Nancy Pelosi went on all the news shows to make a proclamation:  the world will end on August 2nd!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags budget, Cantor, debt, Debt Ceiling, end of the world, Eric Cantor, harry reid, nancy pelosi, president barack obama, speaker of the house, tea party, World Ends

"EAT YOUR PEAS" SUMMIT

July 12, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama called a “Peas Summit” to reignite the debt ceiling talks.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags beer summit, Eric Cantor, joe biden, John Boehner, michelle obama, obesity, president obama, Rose Garden

REPUBLICANS TO READ BIBLE ON HOUSE FLOOR

January 7, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON –  A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Eric Cantor, Exodus, Jewish, job, John Boehner, king james, Library of Congress, nancy pelosi, Paul Ryan, speaker of the house, tea party, the bible

YOU CUT PROGRAM

May 13, 2010 by Hideaki Tailor

RICHMOND, VA – One politician is putting some power back in the hands of the people!

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Eric Cantor

ERIC CANTOR AND BRITNEY SPEARS

March 26, 2009 by Carl Woodward

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WASHINGTON, DC – Sparking bipartisan outrage on the Hill, House Minority Whip Eric Cantor admitted to skipping President Obama’s press conference to “Get his dance on.”

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags britney spears, Eric Cantor, John Boehner

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