SAN DIEGO – 13 Southern California counties have voted to secede from California and form a new state.
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
WASHINGTON, DC – The Supreme Court of the United States ordered California to release all its inmates!
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.