SAN DIEGO – 13 Southern California counties have voted to secede from California and form a new state.
READ MORESOCAL TO SECEDE; FORM NEW STATE
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OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO
WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
SUPREME COURT FREES CALIFORNIA INMATES
WASHINGTON, DC – The Supreme Court of the United States ordered California to release all its inmates!
ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
MEG WHITMAN IS BAT BOY
SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!
CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!
LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.