WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
MOUNT KISCO, NY – Sandra “Semi-Homemade” Lee, live-in girlfriend of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has unveiled her gubernatorial recipes!
ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!
NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.