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FEMALE SPACE ALIEN ACCUSES EX-GOVERNOR OF SEXUAL MISCONDUCT

January 11, 2022 by Dallas Commagreens

ALBANY, NY — A shapely female alien accused former NY Governor, Andrew Cuomo, of groping her breasts. And the bizarre incident nearly sparked an interstellar war! That is the mind-boggling … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, Cuomo, ex-governor

OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO

July 5, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags Andrew Cuomo, Cuomo, Democratic ticket, democrats, Governor of New York, Jay Carney, Jerry Brown, joe biden, president barack obama, vice president joe biden

BAT BOY TO ENDORSE JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR NY GOVERNOR

October 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.

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Categories Headlines, Mutants, Politics, TopStory Tags Andrew Cuomo, Bat Boy, Carl Paladino, Cuomo, Going Mutant, Governor of New York, Jimmy McMillan, new york, The Rent is Too Damn High

CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN

October 11, 2010 by Frank Lake

ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay.  A brainwashed gay.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags brainwashing, Carl Paladino, Cuomo, gay, gay rights, gays, governor, matt lauer, new york city, Paladino, Republican Candidate
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