WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
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BAT BOY TO ENDORSE JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR NY GOVERNOR
NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.
CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.