WASHINGTON – The White House revealed today that several elite War Dogs were responsible for taking out Osama Bin Laden.
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HARRY POTTER LINKED TO BIN LADEN!
LOS ANGELES – Harry Potter and Osama Bin Laden have an eerie link.
REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!
WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!
TRUMP WANTS TO SEE OSAMA'S DEATH CERTIFICATE!
NEW YORK – Minutes after President Obama’s speech, Donald Trump has demanded to see Osama Bin Laden’s Death Certificate!
OSAMA BURIED AT SEA – GETS NO VIRGINS!
WASHINGTON – A U.S. official says Osama bin Laden has been buried at sea. Officials in hell say he received NO virgins.
OSAMA BIN LADEN KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS!
WASHINGTON – Federal authorities have confirmed that Chuck Norris, working with the CIA, was the man killed Osama Bin Laden!