Vanilla Ice died in a car crash, was laid to rest in a coffin and – woke up!
PHOENIX – Romney reached out and won the support of American Zombies!
WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!
ACAPULCO, Mexico – Millions of anchovies are washing ashore in Mexico!
DRUID HILLS, KY – Dead chickens dropped from the Kentucky sky this morning!