Andrew Cuomo Archives - Weekly World News

OBAMA DUMPS BIDEN, PICKS CUOMO

July 5, 2011 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.

January 7, 2011 by Elsa Akesson

MOUNT KISCO, NY – Sandra “Semi-Homemade” Lee, live-in girlfriend of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has unveiled her gubernatorial recipes!

November 3, 2010 by Frank Lake

ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!

November 2, 2010 by Frank Lake

ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!

October 23, 2010 by Frank Lake

ALBANY – New York Gubernatorial candidates get ready for tonight’s second debate.

October 19, 2010 by Frank Lake

NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.