WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed rumors that President Obama is replacing Joe Biden with Andrew Cuomo.
SANDRA LEE, CELEBRITY CHEF
MOUNT KISCO, NY – Sandra “Semi-Homemade” Lee, live-in girlfriend of New York Governor Andrew Cuomo, has unveiled her gubernatorial recipes!
ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
ANDREW CUOMO IS BAT BOY
ALBANY – Andrew Cuomo voted and then went off and turned himself into Bat Boy!!
CANDIDATES READY FOR 2ND NY GOVERNOR DEBATE
ALBANY – New York Gubernatorial candidates get ready for tonight’s second debate.
BAT BOY TO ENDORSE JIMMY MCMILLAN FOR NY GOVERNOR
NEW YORK – Bat Boy will endorse Jimmy “The Rent is Too Damn High” McMillan for NY Governor.