PARIS – Authorities took the corpse of a woman out of one cemetery and buried it in another – because her screaming ghost was disturbing neighbors!
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FASTEST ROCKET-POWERED BICYCLE!
A French cyclist broke the land speed record by reaching 163 MPH on a rocket-powered bicycle.
FRANCE CONQUERS TIMBUKTU
French forces took Timbuktu and put an end to 10 months of al Qaeda rule in the historic desert city.
END OF WORLD CONFIRMED
Mayan archaeologists met in Guatemala and confirmed the end date for the Mayan Prophecy is December 21, 2012. That’s when the world will end.
SAVE YOURSELF: GET ON THE DOOMSDAY MOTHERSHIP
Aliens are looking for people who want to leave Earth when the world ends on 12.21.12.
MAYANS: FRANCE WILL SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE
The Mayans announced today that when the world ends on December 21, 2012 – France will survive!
STRAUSS-KAHN RELEASED; HEADS TO MASSAGE PARLOR
NEW YORK – As Manhattan prosecutors move to drop sexual assault charges, Dominique Strauss-Kahn was released from house arrest.
