NEVADA – Prostitutes in Nevada are campaigning for Ron Paul and they are holding fundraising events at the Bunny Ranch.
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MITT ROMNEY CELEBRATES NH VICTORY WITH SISTER WIVES
PORTSMOUTH, NH – Mitt Romney celebrated his New Hampshire win with his sister wives and dozens of children.
RON PAUL WHOOPS RICK PERRY
SIMI VALLEY, CA – Ron Paul defeated Rick Perry in the debate last night, then beat him up backstage.
MICHELE BACHMANN INVITES MICHAEL JACKSON TO DC
SPARTANBURG, SC – A day after wishing Elvis Presley “Happy Birthday” on the anniverary of his death, Michele Bachmann invited MJ to Washington.
REPUBLICANS CONCEDE 2012 ELECTION!
WASHINGTON – The Republican National Committee and GOP leaders have conceded the 2012 election to President Barack Obama!
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER BLASTS REPUBLICANS
LOS ANGELES, CA – The Governator isn’t exactly pleased with the way his fellow Republicans are handling the stimulus package!
PhD APE GOES TO GEORGIA
ATLANTA, GA – Following four extra weeks of campaigning, Democratic challenger, Jim Martin lost by an impressive 15 percent.
MCCAIN USES ALIENS TO GET TOWN HALL QUESTIONS
NASHVILLE, TN – Obama for America campaign manager, David Plouffe, has accused Republican Presidential candidate Senator John McCain of using alien technology