LOS ANGELES – Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver called off their divorce on Christmas day. They’re still in love!
LOS ANGELES – Arnold is wearing a T-Shirt with ‘I Survived Maria” on the front and “I Survived Mildred” on the back!
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LOS ANGELES – Arnold Schwarzenegger revealed that he has fathered 17 more children by ten different women.
HOLLYWOOD – The Arnold Vase is on sale in Santa Monica. Inside you’ll find: three hidden children!
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver have announced they have separated after 25 years of marriage.
MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!
SACRAMENTO – A desperate California legislature passed a bill to tax every tattoo on every California resident.