I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!
Opinion
ED ANGER SAYS: HIPPIES CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING!
I’m as frustrated as a pygmy at a Knicks game! Those damn hippies told us pollution was bad. They made us stop littering – which took the fun out of family car trips!
SOME OF THAT ANCIENT TIME RELIGION
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Your leaders have announced a great summit to address global warming this coming May.
ED ANGER SAYS: MADONNA SHOULD ADOPT OBAMA’S AUNT!
Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE IS AN EARTH HOUR HYPOCRITE
I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!