WEEKLY WORLD NEWS IS PROUD TO PRESENT “THE BALLAD OF STEVIE CLOBBER” BY BILL HOYLAND.

Born in Oklahoma City, Bill Hoyland grew up with a transistor radio in one hand and a restless pen in the other. From an early age, he absorbed a kaleidoscope of musical voices—ranging from the twang of Willie Nelson to the soul-deep storytelling of Nelson Williams, from the poetic gravitas of Leonard Cohen to the … READ MORE

Saudi Arabia Asks Smash Mouth to Rework National Anthem, Citing “All-Star Energy” 🇸🇦 🌟🎸

In an unexpected move, the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia has reportedly approached late-90s rock legends Smash Mouth to compose a fresh version of the national anthem, hoping to infuse it with what officials are calling “unstoppable stadium energy.” A Bold Move for a Bold Nation Saudi cultural representatives stated that the kingdom is looking to … READ MORE

Steve Albini and the Ghost of Elvis Team Up for Musical Collab

Steve Albini and the Ghost of Elvis Team Up for Musical Collab

The Unlikely Duo: Steve Albini and Elvis Presley’s Heavenly Collaboration The iconic music producer Steve Albini has reportedly embarked on his most extraordinary project yet. In an astonishing development, he will be collaborating posthumously with the legendary Ghost of Elvis. This news has captivated fans from both the earthly and celestial realms. It broke on … READ MORE

THE BOYS ARE BACK!

On New Ramones Album, Even Death Can’t Slow Them Down!  Ramones, Rocket From Russia (Lobotomy Records, 2022) To say that no one would have expected this is an understatement. Rocket From Russia (the title, of course, balances out the band’s classic 1977 album Rocket to Russia) is not only the first Ramones album since Adios Amigos in 1995, but the … READ MORE

ELVIS SEEN AT GRACELAND ON HIS 85th BIRTHDAY!

After years of speculation, the truth can finally be told:  Elvis Presley not only faked his death in 1977. He’s still alive today (at age 85) – and we’ve got the photograph to prove it! The amateur, black-and-white snapshot was taken by a tourist on November 4, 2019. It clearly shows the senior superstar resting … READ MORE

GUNS N’ ROSES ANNOUNCE TOUR!

APPETITE FOR PROJECTION LOS ANGELES – Rockers and rollers rejoiced today when Guns N’Roses announced their Appetite For Projection tour starting in LA in the Spring of 2020. The boys will make stops in 14 countries including Japan, China, North Korea, Bangladesh, Syria, and Greenland. The tour will feature songs from their new album Projected … READ MORE