I’m madder than a sick old coot with a rusty bedpan! You can make fun all you want, but those “Death Panels” are no joke!
I’m madder than Al Sharpton with a broken megaphone!
I’m madder than a flea on a soapy dog! There’s this crazy rumor going around the computers that I’m dead!
I’m madder than Ted Kennedy at a cash bar! Today’s May 1, the big commie holiday.