The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The President has declared energy reform to be nonnegotiable. And yet I, the great god of the sea, wait for the prayer phone to ring.
Opinion
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER KID SHOULD STAY OFF TV
My rabbit ears are bent outta shape! Is Obama the President of the United States or the new American Idol? Cuz he spends more time going on television that he does running the country!
ED ANGER SAYS: JUST SAY NO TO OBAMA’S KIDS BOOK
I’m madder than a Kennedy at last call about what’s going on in our country! I hear the Communist-in-Chief is getting half a million bucks to write a kids book.
ED ANGER SAYS: GLENN BECK IS CRAZIER THAN I AM!
I’m madder than a diabetic in a Dairy Queen at that Glenn Beck guy!
POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER JESUS NEEDS A MIRACLE
Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD FIRE HIMSELF
Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!