The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
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Captain Richard Phillips
ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!
I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!