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Captain Richard Phillips

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, middle-aged poseidon, pirates, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed

ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!

April 13, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, Ed Anger, edanger, navy seals, pirates, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed, will smith

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