The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.
ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!
I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!
WHALES TAKE DOWN SOMALI PIRATES
CAIRO—The Egyptian government is calling on the gentle giants of the sea to take out pirate ships, and the whales are getting the job done.
SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK
DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.