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POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, middle-aged poseidon, pirates, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed

ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!

April 13, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, Ed Anger, edanger, navy seals, pirates, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed, will smith

WHALES TAKE DOWN SOMALI PIRATES

February 19, 2009 by Foxington Delaware

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CAIRO—The Egyptian government is calling on the gentle giants of the sea to take out pirate ships, and the whales are getting the job done.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags cairo, egypt, right whales, sea world, somali pirates, somalia, whales

SOMALI PIRATES TO ACQUIRE CITIBANK

November 21, 2008 by WWN Staff

DJIBOUTI – The Somali pirates, renegade Somalis known for hijacking ships for ransom in the Gulf of Aden, are negotiating a purchase of Citigroup.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags citibank, pirates, somali pirates, somalia

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