middle-aged poseidon Archives - Weekly World News

POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals. I have failed you. And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK

March 31, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! The hour of gloom has arrived!

THE RETURN OF POSEIDON

February 26, 2009 by Emily Albertson

The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! Australia, the Great Desert, burns!