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POSEIDON: I DID NOT SEE THE PIRATES FOR THE HIGH SEAS

April 17, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon me this time, mortals.  I have failed you.  And I’m a big enough god to admit it.

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags Captain Phillips, Captain Richard Phillips, middle-aged poseidon, pirates, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece, Richard Phillips, Richard Phillips Freed, somali pirates, somalia, Us Captain Freed

POSEIDON: THE EARTH HOUR HAS STRUCK

March 31, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  The hour of gloom has arrived!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags earth hour, eiffel tower, empire state building, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, poseidon op-ed, poseidon opinion piece

THE RETURN OF POSEIDON

February 26, 2009 by Emily Albertson

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The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals!  Australia, the Great Desert, burns!

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Categories Opinion, TopStory Tags australia, david mamet, Fire, jeremy piven, Melbourne, middle-aged poseidon, poseidon, poseidon column, Wildfires
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