Tag Archives: sarah palin

OBAMA ROBS BANKS

By Pierce Blodyn on January 24, 2011

HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.

By Pierce Blodyn on January 16, 2011

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

By Frank Lake on November 24, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!

By J.B. Smitts on November 22, 2010

JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!

By Frank Lake on November 4, 2010

Why Go Rogue when you can Go Mutant?!!!

By Tap Vann on November 4, 2010

ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!

By Frank Lake on November 3, 2010

ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana. Big winner: the McRib!

By Frank Lake on November 1, 2010

CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.

By Frank Lake on October 31, 2010

HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.

By Frank Lake on October 17, 2010

WASHINGTON – Meghan McCain announced on ABC’s “This Week” that she is a witch.