Tag Archives: sarah palin
RUSSIA WANTS ALASKA BACK!
MOSCOW – 144 years after selling Alaska to the U.S., Russia wants it back.
OBAMA ROBS BANKS
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA
WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.
BRISTOL PALIN LOVES HER BAT BOY BOBBLEHEADS!
HOLLYWOOD – After coming in third on last night’s DTWS finale, Bristol Palin bought the cast, crew and all her fans – Bat Boy Bobbleheads!
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
GOING ROGUE GOING MUTANT
Why Go Rogue when you can Go Mutant?!!!
SARAH PALIN IS BAT BOY
ALASKA – Sarah Palin celebrated her big Tea Party win on Tuesday by turning herself into Bat Boy!!
ELECTION 2010: POT LOSES, McRIB WINS
ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana. Big winner: the McRib!
VOTER FRAUD IN EVERY STATE!
CHICAGO – Every state is reporting massive voter fraud in today’s midterm elections.
BRISTOL PALIN PREGNANT AGAIN
HOLLYWOOD – After one week on DWTS, Bristol Palin is pregnant again. Her dance partner is the baby-daddy.









