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PSYCHIC BATTING A THOUSAND!

January 8, 2020January 8, 2020 by Boyce Day

HER 2020 PREDICTIONS ALREADY CAME TRUE! Before last week, Madame Florence, a psychic from rural Vermont, had an average record when it came to her annual list of Twenty Predictions. … READ MORE

SCHWEDDY BALLS

September 9, 2011 by Tap Vann

Today Ben & Jerry’s announced their newest ice cream flavor—Schweddy Balls, an homage to Saturday Night Live.

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VERMONT 13

September 2, 2011 by Tap Vann

RUTLAND, VT. — 13 Vermont town are suffering from Hurricane Irene. It turns out that the number 13 is Irene’s favorite.

140-YEAR-OLD BRIDGE SWEPT AWAY (VIDEO)

August 29, 2011 by Garrett Hawley

VERMONT – Hurricane Irene washed away the Bartonsvile Bridge.

FEMALE TEACHERS STRIP DURING SEX ED CLASS

June 10, 2011 by Frank Lake

ROCHESTER, VT – Two teachers were fired for outrageous actions during a sixth-grade sex-education class.

US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA

January 16, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

MATT DILLON BLAMES CRYPTID

January 2, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

BURLINGTON, VT – Over the holidays, Matt Dillon was arrested for driving 106mph in rural Vermont. His reason for doing so: “Manigator made me do it.”