ELECTION 2010 – Big loser: marijuana remains illegal in California. Big winner: the McRib is back!
MEG WHITMAN IS BAT BOY
SACRAMENTO – Meg Whitman didn’t vote today. She spent the time turning herself into Bat Boy!!
CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
MYTHBUSTERS CONFIRM: JETPACKS IN L.A.!
LOS ANGELES – The Mythbusters went on Keith Olbermann last night and confirmed that jetpacks have arrive – and are flying around L.A.
UPDATE: STEVE JOBS STEPPING DOWN
UPDATE: Steve Jobs has just announced he will be taking a leave of absence – in order to complete his gender re-assignment!
APPLE FOUNDER TO LOSE ADAM’S APPLE
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – It was revealed this week that cancer survivor and Apple CEO Steve Jobs was undergoing hormone therapy to counteract his notable weight loss.