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STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS

January 26, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – President Obama rallies America in his State of the Union Address.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags American people, barack obama, BlackBerry, congress, Don't Ask Don't Tell, Gabrielle Giffords, iphone, iPhones, Paul Ryan, president obama, State Of The Union, timothy geithner, u.s. economy

US SELLS ALASKA TO RUSSIA

January 16, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – US forced to sell Alaska in order to combat with the rising national debt.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags alaska, canada, Capitol Hill, congress, george washington, national debt, palin, Russia, sarah palin, timothy geithner, treasury secretary, USSR, vermont

US TRADES CARROT TOP FOR CANADIAN PENNIES

January 8, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON – US trades the comedian, Carrot Top, for a truck load of Canadian pennies.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags canada, canadian, Carrot Top, geithner, pennies, Queen Elizabeth II, Secretary of the Treasury, timothy geithner, united states, US mint

THE $100,000 BILL IS BACK

January 3, 2011 by Pierce Blodyn

WASHINGTON, DC –  The US Treasury is putting the $100,000 bill back into circulation.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags bernanke, britney, lady gaga, timothy geithner, US mint, us treasury

GOOGLE EARNINGS UP

July 17, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Exceeding all expectations, Google turned a large profit this quarter.  Google is now hoping to have several American landmarks renamed.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags golden gate bridge, jefferson memorial, mount rushmore, timothy geithner

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