ST. LUCIA – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were married in the Caribbean over the Columbus Day holiday.
GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
[mpoverlay]PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – A spokesman for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards announced this morning that Banksy’s alleged Oscar nomination for Best Documentary was a hoax!
DALLAS, TX – A local man found the meaning of life in his newspaper’s wordsearch!
NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!