ST. LUCIA – Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were married in the Caribbean over the Columbus Day holiday.
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SCIENTISTS CLONE DINOSAUR!
GAINESVILLE, FL – Scientists at the University of Florida have successfully cloned a dinosaur, a spokesman from the university said yesterday.
FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013!
[mpoverlay]PALO ALTO, CA –Mark Zuckerberg announced that Facebook will be shut down in May of 2013. Managing the site has become too stressful.
NFL TO ALLOW WOMEN TO PLAY
NEW YORK – The NFL announced last night that, starting in 2012, the league will allow women to play.
RONALD MCDONALD GAY!
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
U.S. BAILS OUT FACEBOOK!
WASHINGTON – With March 15th approaching and the threat of Facebook shutting down, the U.S. decided to bailout Facebook!
OBAMA'S LOVE CHILD
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
BANKSY’S OSCAR NOMINATION A HOAX!
HOLLYWOOD, CA – A spokesman for the 83rd Annual Academy Awards announced this morning that Banksy’s alleged Oscar nomination for Best Documentary was a hoax!
MAN FINDS MEANING OF LIFE IN WORDSEARCH
DALLAS, TX – A local man found the meaning of life in his newspaper’s wordsearch!
LADY GAGA VIDEO IN OUTER SPACE!
NEW YORK, NY – Lady Gaga announced that she will be filming the music video for “Born This Way” in outer space!