In addition to saving the air-conditioning jobs in Indiana, Weekly World News has just learned that the second big economic stimulus program to be announced by the Trump Administration will be that December will now be officially named Decyber to spur online sales of goods (preferably American goods).
To celebrate our country’s exciting new direction, Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
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BAT BOY WILL BE THE NEXT POPE!
On the same day Pope Benedict XVI had an emotional send-off in St. Peters Square, it was announced that Bat Boy will be the next Pope!
BAT BOY'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS
[mpoverlay]CHARLESTON, WV – It’s that time of year again, when people across the country are making resolutions for the new year.
BAT BOY SAVED THE WORLD!
WWN can confirm that the Mayan apocalypse was stopped by Bat Boy, who risked his own life to save Earth!
CYBER MONDAY SPECIAL!
Weekly World News is throwing a Cyber Monday Party at the WWN Store! Aliens will be in attendance!
GIRLS BAT BOY WOULD LIKE TO DATE (30 Photos)
Bat Boy is looking for a new date and he’s narrowed the choices down to these 30.
BAT BOY ON PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!
Bat Boy will making an appearance on tonight’s episode of Pretty Little Liars!
THE DEVIL GIRL OF DEVONSHIRE
The Princess of Darkness terrorizes townspeople!
BEWARE THE BAT FLU!
Scientists have found a new influenza virus that infects bats. Bat Boy seems to be immune to it, but still… beware!