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FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

KATE MIDDLETON CELEBRATES AMERICA!

July 5, 2012 by Frank Lake

The Duchess of Cambridge was in New York City for the Fourth of July – celebrating America’s independence from England.

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags Duchess, Duchess of Cambridge, fourth of july, july 4th, Kate Middleton, katy perry, Pippa Middleton, Prince Charles, Prince Harry, Prince William, Princess Kate

STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS

July 3, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th.  Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, fourth of july, independence day, july 4th, july fourth, mayor bloomberg, statue of liberty

ED ANGER SAYS: IT'S 'IN DEPENDS DAY'!

July 3, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.

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ED ANGER: OBAMA DECLARES IRAN-DEPENDENCE DAY!

June 3, 2009 by Ed Anger

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I can’t believe it: Obama just invited a bunch of crazy foreigners to a Fourth of July party!

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Categories Ed Anger, TopStory Tags communist-in-chief, fourth of july, independence day, president obama, teleprompter kid

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