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NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.
Fresh off his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new significant other in his life: Anderson Cooper.
TORONTO – Pedro and Buddy – two gay penguins – were tossed out of the Toronto Zoo, let loose on the streets.
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.