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NEW YORK – Sesame Street is going to have a gay wedding for Bert and Ernie.
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GEORGE CLOONEY DUMPS STACY KEIBLER
George Clooney’s girlfriend, Stacy Keilber, made a fatal mistake. She tried on an engagement ring and so, George dumped her.
COOPER-CRUISE: NEW POWER COUPLE
Fresh off his divorce from Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise has a new significant other in his life: Anderson Cooper.
GAY PENGUINS KICKED OUT OF ZOO!
TORONTO – Pedro and Buddy – two gay penguins – were tossed out of the Toronto Zoo, let loose on the streets.
GAY HORSES MURDERED
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
RONALD MCDONALD GAY!
OAK BROOK, IL – James A. Skinner, CEO of McDonald’s, served up a whopper when he announced that Ronald McDonald is gay.
PARENT ONE, PARENT TWO
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.
CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
GEORGE BUSH: "I'M GAY"
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush shocked his family, friends and the nation by announcing today that he is gay.