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july fourth

FOURTH OF JULY ALIEN INVASION

July 4, 2013 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Alien warriors for Planet Gootan planned to attack Earth today, but the invasion has been averted – thanks to President Obama’s secret negotiations!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien invasion, Aliens, barack obama, earth, fourth of july, george w. bush, independence day, july fourth, milky way, obama, president george w bush, president obama, the alien, ufos, Washington D.C, white house

STATUE OF LIBERTY REOPENS

July 3, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

NEW YORK, NY – The Statue of Liberty is opening to visitors again on July 4th.  Police are on high alert for America’s favorite mutant, Bat Boy.

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Categories Mutants, TopStory Tags Bat Boy, batboy, fourth of july, independence day, july 4th, july fourth, mayor bloomberg, statue of liberty

ED ANGER SAYS: IT'S 'IN DEPENDS DAY'!

July 3, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than a wet firecracker! Tomorrow is Independence Day, the 4th of July, but our great nation is going down the toilet.

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