WASHINGTON – For the first time in history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!
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MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT
HOLLYWOOD – In what could be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon, announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.
OPRAH SEX TAPE!
LOS ANGELES – Larry Flynt and Hustler somehow got their hands on an Oprah sex tape. They are going to release it!
OBAMA: LET'S RAISE THE DEBT ROOF
WASHINGTON – President Obama is in talks with Senator Harry Reid and Senator Mitch McConnell to raise the debt roof.
BLAGO TRIES TO BRIBE JUDGE
CHICAGO – After Rod Blagojevich was found guilty on 17 counts today, he tried to bribe the judge in court.
CLINTON GETS OSAMA'S PORN STASH
WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama has given Bill Clinton a gift – Osama Bin Laden’s porn collection!
OBAMA'S LOVE CHILD
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!









