WASHINGTON – The White House reportedly is set to announce a redesign of the American flag.
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BIDENBOT MALFUNCTIONS AGAIN
WASHINGTON — BidenBot, the lifelike, cybernetic machine that poses as Vice President Joe Biden during most of his public appearances, has malfunctioned again during a recent press conference.
ROMNEY ON OLYMPIC BODYBOARDING TEAM!
Mitt Romney, will be competing in the Olympics in London this summer – on the U.S. Bodyboarding Team.
HILLARY CLINTON TO CHALLENGE OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT
WASHINGTON, DC – Sources close to Hillary Clinton say she will announce her run for President.
IRS WILL NOW DO YOUR TAXES
WASHINGTON: President Obama is pushing a new plan to have the IRS do your taxes – tell you what you owe.
CHRISTIE & OBAMA IN ABBOTT & COSTELLO REMAKE
PATERSON, NJ – Chris Christie and Barack Obama inked a deal to play Abbott & Costello in a remake of a classic film – Abbott & Costello meet Frankenstein.
OBAMA EXTENDS VACATION
MARTHA’S VINEYARD – President Obama has been interrupted so much on his vacation, he’s decided to extend it another week.
DID GEORGE SOROS CAUSE MARKET CRASH?
NEW YORK – There’s speculation that George Soros placed heavy bets against the U.S. causing the market crash.