OBAMA THROWS "DOWNGRADE PARTY" AT WHITE HOUSE

WASHINGTON –   For the first time in history the U.S. credit rating was downgraded – and the White House celebrated in style!

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BLAGO JURORS WIN POWERBALL LOTTERY

CHICAGO – On the same night jurors acquitted former Illinois Gov. Rod Blagojevich of all but one charge, they won the $64 million Powerball lottery.

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BAT BOY PUT IN CHARGE OF U.S. CYBER COMMAND

BREAKING –  Washington, D.C. The White House announced this morning that they will be putting Bat Boy in charge of the newly created “Perfect Citizen” cyber program.

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OBAMA’S PASSOVER SEDER DINNER

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WASHINGTON, DC – President Obama will host the first White House seder. Party organizers state, “Why is this night different from any other?  ‘Cause it’s gonna be fierce!”

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