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TRUMP ANNOUNCES CANDIDACY FOR 2024 INSURRECTION

February 3, 2022January 28, 2022 by Bernie Pyle

Former President Donald Trump surprised insiders today by announcing that he will not run for president in 2024. Instead, he declared that he’s entering the ring to lead the 2024 … READ MORE

Categories Headlines, Politics Tags insurrection, presidential election, trump

IMPEACHMENT TOYS – Hot SELLERS

January 7, 2020January 7, 2020 by Brick Rivers

“It could be bigger than this past Christmas season!” enthused entrepreneur Wink DePalma, president and founder of Traumatoyzed Inc., speaking of his upcoming line of Impeachment Toys. “Let’s face it, … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags congress, Impeachment, toys, trump

TRUMP & PUTIN RIDE INTO 2020

January 2, 2020 by Frank Lake

Weekly World News has learned that Russian President, Vladimir Putin will be joining the campaign of Donald J. Trump for the 2020 election. In the coming weeks, the two men … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags election, Putin, trump

TURKEY PARDONS TRUMP!

November 25, 2019 by Frank Lake

President caught in Thanksgiving quid pro quo This afternoon, Pilgrim, a 38-pound turkey from northern Virginia pardoned President Donald Trump in an act of kindness, compassion, and charity for Thanksgiving. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags gobble gobble, thanksgiving, trump, turkey, turkey pardon

ALIENS SEIZE GIULIANI’S BRAIN!

November 19, 2019November 19, 2019 by Boyce Day

Aliens from the planet Gootan have seized the brain of Rudy Giuliani, the former mayor of New York City and the personal lawyer of President Donald J. Trump.  Gootan-X-118-L, the … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags Aliens, Gootans, P'Lod, trump

PhD APE TO TESTIFY TO CONGRESS

February 24, 2020November 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

Subpoenaed by Congress. The only being who can tell the truth! Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff shocked many in Washington by subpoenaing Ph.D. Ape to testify to Congress with regard … READ MORE

Categories Mutants, Politics Tags Bat Boy, Impeachment, manigator, P'Lod, phd ape, trump

YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!

October 18, 2019October 17, 2019 by Boyce Day

“IT’S LIKE YOUR BRAIN IS IN OUR JAR!”: TRUMP PAIRS WITH TECH GIANTS ON MIND-CONTROL TECHNOLOGY! Donald Trump has been involved in a series of high-level secret meetings with tech … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags mind control, tech, trump, Zuckerberg

ALIEN SPACESHIPS TO ATTACK!

October 13, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Three giant alien spaceships are approaching earth and should land on the planet in early November of this year. The United States is officially on “alien red … READ MORE

Categories Aliens, Headlines Tags alien, alien spaceships, Aliens, extraterrestrials, Gootans, nasa, Planet Gootan, Putin, trump, ufos, Vladimir Putin

PELOSI, PUTIN AND P’LOD PLOT IMPEACHMENT

October 10, 2019October 10, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Vladimir Putin has teamed up with Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, and popular alien, P’Lod to plot a strategy on the impeachment of President Donald Trump. … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags alien, Impeachment, nancy pelosi, P'Lod, pelosi, Putin, speaker of the house, trump

TRUMP SENDS DRAGONS, ZOMBIES TO BORDER!

October 6, 2019October 3, 2019 by Frank Lake

WASHINGTON, DC – Today Donald Trump took the bold, daring step to send dragons, zombies and flying monkeys to the border. “We need to protect our country. And it is … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags alligators, donald trump, flying monkeys, mexican border, topstories, trump, zombies
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