BONN, GERMANY – Prostitutes in this city now have to “feed the meter” if they want to walk the streets.
HOLLYWOOD – In what could be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon, announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.
FAIRFIELD, CT – There was a rumor about General Electric Co. donating $3.2 billion to the federal government. The real number is $10 billion!!
OMAHA, NE – On the eve of President Obama’s “Buffett Tax” – sources say the Oracle of Omaha was arrested for dodging taxes!
ROMANIA – Angry witches are casting spells to get back at politicians.
CHARLESTON, WV – Didn’t get your taxes done in time? Shocked by the long post office lines? Just follow Bat Boy’s lead and file for an extension!