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BRAD PITT HAS BEEN LIVING WITH MATT DAMON’S NOSE SINCE 1999 – AND VICE VERSA!

July 8, 2020 by Boyce Day

Lady Sees All After Lightning Strike “The world is preoccupied with so many other matters.” Mary Denford is sitting on the trunk of her car, smoking a Pall Mall. “It started … READ MORE

Categories Celebs, Headlines Tags brad pitt, matt damon

WHO WILL PLAY “THE VIRUS”?

May 14, 2020 by Boyce Day

The Race Is On In Tinseltown Hollywood has always done its best to deal with national crises, and over the years, the time-frame has shrunk.  Vietnam movies became popular in … READ MORE

Categories Headlines Tags hollywood, matt damon, movie, the rock, the virus

GWYNETH BUYS WEINSTEIN COMPANY

January 12, 2018 by Dallas Commagreens

Gwyneth Paltrow and her eponymous company, Goop, have pulled a swoop and come in to buy the Weinstein Company at the eleventh hour. As a result of the acquisition the … READ MORE

Categories Celebs, Headlines Tags goop, gwyneth paltrow, Harvey Weinstein, matt damon

MATT DAMON TO GIVE ALL HIS MONEY TO GOVERNMENT

August 3, 2011 by Frank Lake

HOLLYWOOD – In what could  be a new celebrity trend, Matt Damon,  announced he will give all his future earnings to the U.S. government.

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ED ANGER SAYS: MATT DAMON’S BUTT NEEDS KICKING!

January 30, 2009 by Ed Anger

I’m madder than Lindsay Lohan with a stuffed up nose about that moron Matt Damon.

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