HOLLYWOOD – ABC is launching a new reality show – Celebrity Coal Mine.
Month: October 2010
UFO OVER NEW YORK CITY!
NEW YORK — A UFO, with three aliens on it, was spotted over New York’s West Side today!
MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN
COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
DUKE OFFERS “HORIZONTAL STUDIES”
DURHAM. NC – After the success of Karen Owen’s PowerPoint , Duke University has created a Horizontal Studies department.








