SUN VALLEY, ID – An unmanned spaceship funded by Internet billionaire Jeff Bezos crashed during a test flight.
NEW YORK – The world is in crisis. Now is the time to head for another planet. Buy a UFO and go!
MOSCOW – Russia launched a man spacedcraft that is scheduled to land on the sun.
CUPERTINO, CA — Steve Jobs announced he is building a new headquarters that will also double as a spaceship.
TOOELE, NV – According to former Air Force engineer Scott Rasla, America’s latest warplane isn’t entirely of this earth.
Austrians claim to have found a UFO repair manual that will help them master intergalactic flight by 2012!