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Gold

MARTIANS ATTACK AFRICAN VILLAGE

January 18, 2012 by Frank Lake

HARARE, ZIMBABWE –   Martians attacked a prosperous South African village with rocks, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien attack, Aliens, aliens burn village, aliens destroy village, george gwangwa, Gold, mars, martian, martians, matlala, rocks, south africa, ufos

ALIENS HERE TO TAKE OUR GOLD?

November 30, 2011 by Frank Lake

SOUTH AFRICA – At a worldwide Alien Summit taking place in Johannesburg, experts are speculating that the Gootans are here to plunder earth of its gold.

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Categories Aliens, Headlines, TopStory Tags alien, alien attack, Aliens, Gold, Gootans, Planet Gootan, south africa, ufos

ATM GOLD

December 17, 2010 by Frank Lake

BOCA RATON, Fla. – ATMs in Florida are dispensing gold instead of cash!

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Categories Headlines, TopStory Tags boca raton, Gold

MINERS BROUGHT UP, POLITICIANS SENT DOWN

October 13, 2010 by Frank Lake

COPIAPO, CHILE –  In an agreement between the U.S. and  Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S.  politician.

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Categories Headlines, Politics, TopStory Tags barney frank, Chile, chile earthquake, chilean miners, Gold, gold mines, harry reid, john mccain, Lindsey Graham, nancy pelosi, president barack obama, Sebastian Pinera, Senator Harry Reid, silver

FED SAYS RECESSION IS OVER

August 13, 2009 by Reginald Cunningham III

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Ben Bernanke says that the worst of the recession is over and the economy will level out, thanks to a large reserve of gold found hidden under Mount Rushmore.

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Categories Politics, TopStory Tags ben bernanke, bernanke, economy, federal reserve, federal reserve chairman, financial crisis, financial institutions, Gold, mount rushmore, recession, rushmore, u.s. economy, world economy

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