PITTSBURGH, PA – Carnegie-Mellon University has 547 robots in its freshman class.
Month: October 2010
UFO OVER EL PASO
EL PASO – A UFO was spotted over El Paso last night. The same UFO that was over New York last week!
GYPSIES INVADE CLEVELAND!
CLEVELAND – Roma Gypsies are invading Cleveland, taking advantage of the current economic crisis to set up tent neighborhoods.
DON’T MESS WITH THE BIEBER!
BRITISH COLUMBIA – Teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber, gave a 12-year-old a beat down during a game of laser tag on Friday night!
BENOIT MANDELBROT – FRACTALS INTO INFINITY
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Benoit Mandelbrot, the father of fractal geometry, passed away into infinity.
ZOMBIE BARBIES!
EL SEGUNDO – Mattel announced that their biggest selling Barbie ever is the… Zombie Barbie!