[mpoverlay]WASHINGTON – The U.S. Post Office is bankrupt and will be closing for good on December 31st, 2013.
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AFRICAN-AMERICAN AIRLINES
LOS ANGELES – Tyler Perry reportedly made an offer to buy bankrupt American Airlines. They accepted. The new airline: African-American Airlines.
CHINA TO BUY CALIFORNIA?
SACRAMENTO – Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger met with Chinese leaders today. They want to buy California.
CALIFORNIA TO TAX TATTOOS
SACRAMENTO – A desperate California legislature passed a bill to tax every tattoo on every California resident.