BATON ROUGE – Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal has proposed a same-sex marriage bill.
PARENT ONE, PARENT TWO
WASHINGTON – The Obama Administration has banned the words “mother” and “father” on all official government documents.
CARL PALADINO – I AM A GAY AMERICAN
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
DC GAY MARRIAGE
WASHINGTON, DC – The District of Columbia legalized gay marriage yesterday, and society has already begun to crumble.
BAT BOY MILK
SENECA FALLS, W.VA – America’s favorite mutant was spotted in line this weekend to see the movie Milk.