COPIAPO, CHILE – In an agreement between the U.S. and Chile — for each miner brought up, they will send down one U.S. politician.
NEW YORK, NY – Senator Lindsey Graham called Glenn Beck a cynic and un-American. Beck wept softly during an on-air apology.
WASHINGTON, DC – Senator Lindsey Graham has voted in favor of Judge Sonia Sotomayor. Republicans fear he has been replaced by a pod person.