BERLIN – German doctors announced that they have found the cure for “gayness.”
OHIO – Eight gay horses were killed yesterday. Authorities suspect arson in the barn burning.
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
ALBANY – New York Gubernatorial candidates get ready for tonight’s second debate.
ALBANY – Republican gubernatorial candidate Carl Paladino announced today that he is gay. A brainwashed gay.
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”
I’m madder than a tranny who’s run out of duct tape!