WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
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REPUBLICANS TO READ BIBLE ON HOUSE FLOOR
WASHINGTON – A day after reading the U.S. Constitution, Republicans will read the Bible in the house floor.
ROBERT GIBBS RESIGNS
WASHINGTON, DC – WH Press Secretary, Robert Gibbs, resigned today because Michelle Obama was not happy that he leaked information about her pregnancy.
CONGRESS REPEALS DADT
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
SARAH PALIN IS A ROBOT!
JUNEAU, ALASKA – Sarah Palin is a robot and she/it malfunctioned during her new reality show!
IRELAND WANTS TO BE 51st STATE
DUBLIN – Amid a growing financial crisis, Ireland’s Prime Minister has asked the U.S. to make Ireland the 51st state.
OBAMA GOES TO MECCA
MECCA, Saudi Arabia (AFP) – Muslims are heading to Mecca for the annual hajj pilgrimage. President Obama is going, too!
BUSH WATERBOARDED CHENEY
CRAWFORD, TX – George W. Bush reveals in his memoir, Decision Points, that he personally waterboarded VP Dick Cheney.
