LOS ANGELES – Britney Spears announced she was diagnosed with a rare and deadly flatulence disease.
BRITNEY SPEARS BACK WITH K-FED
Britney Spears is back together with Kevin Federline. They plan to re-marry.
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FACEBOOK WILL END ON MAY 15th, 2013! (UPDATE)
PALO ALTO – Facebook continues to deny rumors it is shutting down on July 15th of 2012. WWN, however, has confirmed that it is true.
CHINA STATE DINNER WITH THE OBAMAS
WASHINGTON – Chinese President Hu Jintao will be getting the royal treatment at a White House State Dinner.
TUPAC GETS THE "GLEE" TREATMENT
HOLLYWOOD – Producers of the hit Fox sitcom, Glee, are preparing a show dedicated to the music of Tupac.
KEVIN FEDERLINE DEFENDS BRITNEY SPEARS
NEW YORK, NY – Facing sexual harassment claims, Britney Spears has gotten support from an unlikely source!
ERIC CANTOR AND BRITNEY SPEARS
WASHINGTON, DC – Sparking bipartisan outrage on the Hill, House Minority Whip Eric Cantor admitted to skipping President Obama’s press conference to “Get his dance on.”
POSEIDON: I AM ALTERNATIVE ENERGY
The thunder of Zeus be upon you, O mortals! I, the great and terrible Poseidon, can supply you with boundless alternative energy.
NADYA SULEMAN’S WEBSITE HACKED
LOS ANGELES, CA – Octuplet mom Nadya Suleman launched a website to solicit donations for her family, but it was immediately hacked by a group of vigilante mothers!