UPPER DARBY, PA – A lion thwarted the “burgling” efforts of two young lesbians.
CONGRESS REPEALS DADT
WASHINGTON – The Senate voted to repeal the “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy for the military, then applied it to Congress!
JUDGE ORDERS ALL GAYS TO BE MARRIED
SAN FRANCISCO – After a judge overturned California’s same-sex marriage ban, he ordered all gays married “by next year.”