WASHINGTON – Doctors have confirmed that Barack Obama has had brain surgery.
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CHILEAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO SWAP WIVES WITH OBAMA
SANTIAGO, Chile –Chile’s smitten President Sebastian Pinera professed his undying love to Michelle Obama on Monday.
OBAMA'S LOVE CHILD
Barack Obama’s secret ex-wife has come forward with a shocking confession – the president has an illegitimate child!
OBAMAS GO TO CARNEVALE
RIO DE JANEIRO – President Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama headed to Rio to celebrate Carnevale!
GEORGE CLOONEY TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT
MILAN, ITALY – George Clooney announced today that he will be running for President of the United States in 2012.
WISCONSIN DEMS HIDE OUT IN BROTHEL!
SPRINGFIELD, IL – Wisconsin Democrats are still on the run! But WWN found them hiding out in a brothel in southern Illinois.
OBAMA SELLS WHITE HOUSE
WASHINGTON, D.C. – President Barack Obama revealed his “top secret” method for reducing the $14 trillion debt – he’s selling the White House!
MICHELLE OBAMA: TURN OFF THE INTERNET!
WASHINGTON – Michelle Obama wants kids to get out and play, but how? By turning off the internet!
OBAMA ROBS BANKS
HANDENBURG, Austria – President Obama has been robbing Austrian banks to fuel the US economy.
