I’m madder than a tomcat in a puppy mill! I hear the Communist-in-Chief got a new dog – and it’s already signed a deal to write a book!
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: GET TO THE NEAREST TEA PARTY!
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
ED ANGER SAYS: I’VE GOT PIRATE-PHOBIA!
I’m happier than a parrot in a cracker factory! Our great Navy SEALS rescued that ship’s captain – and killed three of the pirates, too!
ED ANGER SAYS: HIPPIES CAUSED GLOBAL WARMING!
I’m as frustrated as a pygmy at a Knicks game! Those damn hippies told us pollution was bad. They made us stop littering – which took the fun out of family car trips!
ED ANGER SAYS: MADONNA SHOULD ADOPT OBAMA’S AUNT!
Hey, Madonna: Why go halfway across the world to find somebody living in squalor, when we’ve got a poor African living right here?
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE IS AN EARTH HOUR HYPOCRITE
I’m madder than a hippie chick who’s run out of hemp tampons!