I’m madder than a goose sucked into a jet engine! So the White House had the great idea to take pictures of the President’s plane flying over New York.
My fellow Americans, today is a great day! All over the country, folks like you and me will be getting together at Tea Party protests.
CHICAGO, IL – As tax day approaches, protest “tea parties” rev up to high gear in preparation for nation-wide movements by sending out recipes for a successful tea party.
MOBILE, AL – On April 15th, patriots will meet all over this nation to celebrate Tax Day by staging massive tea parties. The tea of choice on the menu – money!
BOSTON, MA – Rick Santelli plans to throw the world’s most expensive Tea Party to protest of the Stimulus Plan, serving hundred dollar bills steeped in hot water!
I’m madder than Larry Craig with a broken leg about the latest environmental craziness!
PORTLAND, OR – After a 1,900% tax hike was proposed to help the state budget, Oregon residents have protested by dumping beer into the Portland harbor.
I’m madder than a double-entry bookkeeper with a single-entry wife about all this Tom Daschle craziness!
I’m madder than a schoolteacher with a rotten apple over the big hubbub about kids cheating in school. A government study that just came out says 70 percent – seven of 10 – high school students fessed up that they cheat on tests. Thank heavens, I say!