GOAT YOGA: not the greatest of all time
Goat Yoga is the hottest trend in fitness and wellness. But recently it was deemed as not “the greatest of all time” by a recent study. The study, conducted by … READ MORE
Animals
Bigfoot’s Unforgettable Memorial Day Picnic Extravaganza!
The Elusive Sasquatch Reveals Hidden Talent for Grilling and Chilling! Deep in the heart of the Pacific Northwest, amidst the towering evergreens, a scene unfolded on Memorial Day that left … READ MORE
BEAVERS BUILD DAM FROM RANSACKED REMAINS!
MACABRE MANITOBA BEAVERS TURN GRAVE ROBBERS A tip from Canadian buckwheat farmer Bertie Gourdeau led Weekly World News to a grisly discovery. It is at the edge of his sprawling … READ MORE
ZOMBIE DOGS ATTACK
Reports of Zombie Dogs ARE increasing in Texas! People in the small town of Millfield, a suburb of Dallas are seeing packs of snarling, undead canines. They are roaming the … READ MORE
GROUNDHOG DEAD!
PUNXSUTAWNEY, PA – Punxsutawney Phil was found dead this morning in an apparent suicide.
WEREWOLF ESCAPES FROM ALABAMA PRISON!
FEROCIOUS BEAST LEAVES TRAIL OF TERROR IN DEEP SOUTH! A savage, snarling werewolf has escaped from prison! The werewolf viciously attacked seven cops and overturned a police cruiser in Mobile, … READ MORE
IS YOUR CAT FROM MARS?
If your cat’s baffling behavior sometimes seems out of this world, there could be a good reason — your spaceD-out kitty may hail from Mars! Scientists say that 1 in … READ MORE
MASSACHUSETTS MAN SAVES TODDLERS FROM VICIOUS FISHER CAT!
HE DOVE ACROSS A LARGE STREAM, FOUGHT THE BEAST OFF WITH HIS BARE HANDS! If you are looking for good news these days, here is a story of bravery that … READ MORE
SINKHOLE TURNS OUT TO BE GIANT RABBIT HOLE!
“WE ARE SO SCREWED,” SAYS THE MAYOR The town of Slackjaw, South Dakota has seen its share of hard times. It’s been pummeled by summer thunderstorms, has skirted swarms of … READ MORE
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT ANIMAL UNION ON STRIKE!
A hush spreads across the menagerie gathered at Local 745. Their shop steward, Pickles, is about to address the members of the Emotional Support Animal Union. “Fellow Comfort Creatures…” Pickles … READ MORE