Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER KID SHOULD STAY OFF TV
My rabbit ears are bent outta shape! Is Obama the President of the United States or the new American Idol? Cuz he spends more time going on television that he does running the country!
ED ANGER SAYS: JUST SAY NO TO OBAMA’S KIDS BOOK
I’m madder than a Kennedy at last call about what’s going on in our country! I hear the Communist-in-Chief is getting half a million bucks to write a kids book.
ED ANGER SAYS: GLENN BECK IS CRAZIER THAN I AM!
I’m madder than a diabetic in a Dairy Queen at that Glenn Beck guy!
ED ANGER SAYS: TELEPROMPTER JESUS NEEDS A MIRACLE
Here’s one my grandson told me: “What’s the difference between Jesus and Obama? Jesus knew how to build a cabinet!”
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA SHOULD FIRE HIMSELF
Teleprompter Jesus obviously doesn’t know his butt from his elbow and it’s only Day 50.
ED ANGER SAYS: SHUT DOWN NASA!
I’d be pig-biting mad but I can’t afford a hog – or a new set of dentures!
ED ANGER SAYS: GOP = GANG OF PANSIES!
I’m as fed up as Rosie O’Donnell at an all-you-can-eat buffet about what’s happening to the Republicans!
ED ANGER SAYS: OFF WITH TED’S HEAD!
I’m pig biting mad about Teddy Kennedy getting knighted by the Queen! Can you believe it? Now we’ll have to call that bloated old fraud “Sir”! “Sir Slab of Lard,” maybe.