I’m madder than Count Chocula at a convention of diabetic dentists! Now I’ve heard everything! Seems the Government wants to call Cheerios a “drug”!
Ed Anger
ED ANGER SAYS: OBAMA’S NOT SPOCK!
I’m madder than a Klingon at a peace rally! Now, I don’t much follow that Star Track show, but my grandson puts it on when his mom drops him off before her bingo.
ED ANGER SAYS: AL GORE STATUE IS A CRAPPY IDEA!
I’m madder than a plucked pigeon! Did you hear they’re building a statue to Al Gore, down in Tennessee? It’s enough to make Michelangelo lose his marbles!
ED ANGER SAYS: GEORGE BUSH STILL RULES!
Can you believe it? Good old George W. Bush just raised $100-million for his Presidential library in only 100 days! So much for the crappy economy!
ED ANGER SAYS: BIDEN NEEDS A BRAIN TRANSPLANT
I’m madder than Matt Lauer whose run out of Rogaine! Who needs scary movies at the drive-in when we’re living in terror every day?
ED ANGER SAYS: FIRST 100 DAYS HAVE BEEN HELL!
I’m madder than a goose sucked into a jet engine! So the White House had the great idea to take pictures of the President’s plane flying over New York.
ED ANGER SAYS: I HATE PEREZ HILTON!
I’m madder than a drag queen who’s run out of duct tape! Poor Miss California deserved to win that beauty contest.
ED ANGER SAYS: STOP SAYING SORRY, OBAMA!
I’m madder than a snake at a mongoose convention! The Teleprompter Kid just can’t stop saying sorry!